Chalabi: The Movie

ARLINGTON, VA - Jun 07, 2004 - PNAC Fantasy Films announces casting for the upcoming blockbuster Chalabi: The Movie...

Chalabi	Rice
Lovitz	Fairchild

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - THE PENTAGON

SINGLE OVERHEAD FIXTURE lights only the faces, chests and hands of characters. ROOM is otherwise dark and vast. CHENEY, WOLFOWITZ, FEITH on one side of table. CHALABI alone faces them.

CHALABI
(stretching phrases as he concocts story, rubbing hands)

They got, uh, uh, mooobile bioooweapons laaabs. That's the ticket. Mobile labs. I learned this from uh, uh, Cuuurvebaalll. Yeah, that's his name. Curveball. A hiiighly reliiiaaable sooource. But you don't want to talk to him directly. Trust me...